Funny Flower Garden Quotes. Kind hearts are the gardens, kind thoughts are the roots, kind words are the flowers, kind deeds are the fruits, take care of your garden and keep out the weeds, fill it with sunshine, kind words, and kind deeds. Flowers are a proud assertion that a ray of beauty outvalues all the utilities of the world.

You tell me you love me, so now i'm scared! anon. So, of course, i had to come up with a list of funny plant quotes and garden quotes for my letter boards and my chalkboards! Here are 100+ perfect flower and garden captions to make you smile.

Your first job is to prepare the soil.

“the japanese say, if the flower is to be beautiful, it must be cultivated.” — lester cole. If we could see the miracle of a single flower, clearly our whole life would change. Some of sweet, others are funny, a few are dark in humor or a tad sarcastic. “if i had a flower for every time i thought of you, i could walk in my garden forever.” — alfred lord tennyson “your mind is the garden, your thoughts are the seeds.